Dr Mervin and Kelaniya
The first time I noticed an express train stop at the Kelaniya station was on a poya day. Then I imagined that this was normal coz of the increased traffic to the Kelaniya temple on such days. But I was wrong.
Our beloved Dr Mervin Silva has ordered the express trains to stop in Kelaniya. Most of them now actually do. This might be a welcomed surprise for the people of Kelaniya, but it’s ridiculous actually. The other day I was in this express train (a long train with two powersets attached) to Rambukkana (?) and it stopped at Kelaniya. The platforms in this station were too short the train ended up having its two ends far away from the platform’s ends. The girls in the compartment I was in had such a difficult time getting off – they had to finally jump to the ground.
Forget that; having to stop in Kelaniya means the express train would have to stop in four consecutive stations: Fort, Maradana, Dematagoda and Kelaniya. This is stupid.
I’ve always respected Dr Mervin, ever since I was a sperm. He’s the only honorary doctor in the parliament after all. But I couldn’t help asking him…

why, Mervin?
To which he replied in kind,

because!
Hahahaha. Umbawa ussan yai. xD
Chavie
January 28, 2012 at 11:12 am
kiyala thamai baya
thameera
January 28, 2012 at 11:28 am
lol dude
Mayooresan
January 28, 2012 at 11:12 am
thameera
January 28, 2012 at 11:28 am
lol
Damith
January 28, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Just in case, I *don’t* know you, never interacted, even never commented on your blog!!!
budhajeewa
January 28, 2012 at 6:09 pm
I have evidence! *muhahaha*
thameera
January 28, 2012 at 6:14 pm
hahaahahahahaha
Ansh Lucky Sri Jay
January 28, 2012 at 6:48 pm
Rofl TP
imiyuru
January 28, 2012 at 8:05 pm
Ah so THAT’S why the train from Chilaw stopped at Kelaniya and I managed to get off before Fort
Jerry
January 28, 2012 at 9:56 pm
The decision has its plus points despite being ridiculous.
thameera
January 28, 2012 at 10:24 pm