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Why we should stop Binku from coming to Sri Lanka

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Binku
Binku is coming to Sri Lanka in a few days.
Who is this Binku? What does he want from us?
Please think over the following facts about him before you think of welcoming him to Sri Lanka.
  • Most of us haven’t actually met Binku in real life. We don’t know what kind of a crook he really is.
  • Binku is from Canada. Justin Bieber is from Canada.
  • Binku has posted 50,000+ tweets. Why would a normal person tweet that much?
  • Binku hasn’t publicly announced the exact reason he’s coming to Sri Lanka. No one comes to Sri Lanka without a reason.
  • Binku claims that his real name is Narada Thomas. A senior immigration officer confirmed that there are no records of a Narada Thomas leaving Sri Lanka.

Dear friends, none of us know the real intentions of Binku and why he’s coming to Sri Lanka. The only advice I can give you is hide your wife; hide your kids. If possible, leave Sri Lanka before he lands on this soil.

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November 28, 2011 at 12:18 pm

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To all of those people who whine about my tweets

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Just wanted to repeat that if you don’t fucking like a tweep who you follow, just frikkin unfollow him! For example, if you hate the stuff I post you should unfollow me instead of whining all the day about them. Some of those who can’t stand my tweets have already unfollowed. (DM me if you want a list)

Long gone are the days you could post ANYTHING you like on twitter. However, I will tweet whatever I want as long as I’m there and you’ll have to live with it. It’s just the way I am and you can’t change that.

So, simply put, if you hate me, just unfollow me.

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November 21, 2011 at 7:56 am

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